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[daddyderpest]

[Boys 9, Cross is slowly moving mouthwash bottles from a large pile into garbage bags]

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[DOOR SLAM GOES HERE.]

[daddyderpest]

[looking up]

Kiryuu-kun, is that you?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Sup, I have blood on me. And am in a MOOD.]

[daddyderpest]

What happened?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Camp happened! Parker...

[daddyderpest]

You're going to have to be more specific.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Camp's screwing with Stefan's memory. It means he has no problem with killing humans.

[daddyderpest]

Oh, I see. That is a problem.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Damon and I have a solution.

[daddyderpest]

What kind of solution?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

He wants me to kill him.

[daddyderpest]

I fail to see how that would work.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It's a threat. Stefan cares about Damon more than anything, even like this.

[daddyderpest]

Surely there has to be another way.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Stefan is too unpredictable. He went after Parker in public. Another man too before that. I was able to stop him then.

[daddyderpest]

This is entirely against my principles.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Damon suggested it. It makes sense.

[daddyderpest]

I don't understand how it makes any sense. Even if your friend is feeling particularly suicidal, death doesn't work properly here, and it's only a matter of time before Stefan discovers that again.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Damon's not my friend. He's a vampire.

And... even if it's not permanent, it'll still terrify Stefan. And he knows it.

[Voice might be sliiiightly less steady than usual.]

[daddyderpest]

Kiryuu-kun . . .

[daddyderpest]

Please hold this bag. It will be quicker to remove these bottles if you help me.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Gives LOOK but takes the bag.]

What are you going to do?

[daddyderpest]

[putting so many bottles in the bag, thinning the pile. Oh, look, it's the first time any part of the sword has seen the light of day in months]

About the mouthwash bottles?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

... Why is that just lying around?

[YOU ARE BEING JUDGED.]

[daddyderpest]

Where else was I going to put it? I didn't intend to bring it here.